PLEASE DO ME A BIIIIG FAVOR!

Ok so I’m trying to win Miley Cyrus tickets and meet and greets! Can you pretty please go on my instagram, @nicolepezecxo and like the collage of me licking stuff!? If you do I will follow you on instagram and love you forever!!! (P.s, a bonus would be tagging @busterradio and @wired965philly)

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

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Reasons why I’m better than your girlfriend

1. I have a semi-nice face
2. My butt is big, so you can touch it whenever you want to
3. I believe that I have a nice singing voice, which means that I can sing you to sleep
4. I’m awkward so you never have to worry about me trying to get with anyone else
5. I give banging ass massages
6. I’m flexible
7. Number 6 was a lie
8. I’m pro at making a sandwich
9. We can definitely drink beers together (preferably in the shower 🍺)
10. I can watch an entire tv series in like 48 hours…

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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