drinkingmorphine:

~someone please do this~

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via camerondallas)

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

(via hotboyproblems)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via chrisbrownes)

(Source: loupixie, via kamriiiii)

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via kamriiiii)

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters, via kamriiiii)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via kamriiiii)

wbuniqqa:

you know your life has hit a new low when you discuss strategies for the kim kardashian game

(via gypsums)

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via chrisbrownes)

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

(via hotboyproblems)

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

(via hotboyproblems)